Join the Revachol Citizens Militia and become a detective in the world's greatest RPG. For Disco fans who dream of solving cases in Martinaise, interrogating witnesses, and maybe having an existential crisis or two. This vintage gaming tee celebrates the RCM and a masterpiece of narrative storytelling. For indie RPG lovers, detective game devotees, and anyone who's ever wanted to be Lieutenant Double-Yefreitor.
✦ PRODUCT OVERVIEW ✦
Soft, comfortable unisex top. Made from soft, lightweight cotton, it provides a modern fit and great durability, making it a reliable choice for daily wear. Made with soft and durable 100% ring-spun cotton fabric. Unisex classic fit with a crew neckline, size up if you prefer a slightly looser silhouette. Tear-away label for comfort, certified by Oeko-Tex for safety. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing -- crisp detail on soft, durable cotton that survives both normal washing and emotional turbulence, making your product smooth, breathable, and long-lasting.
✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS ✦
Use machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Turn garment inside out before washing, use mild detergent and no bleach. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print, and do not dry clean.
✦ SHIPPING AND ISSUES ✦
- Your items are custom-printed just for you! This reduces waste and ensures each item is crisp and new. I take pride in delivering quality products.
- If there’s an issue with your order, simply send me a message with a photo of the problem. I’ll gladly offer a replacement or refund to ensure your satisfaction.
- Shipping times may vary depending on location and carrier, but I’ll always keep you updated.
- Returns for sizing issues may not be possible once the item is packaged. Please double-check the size chart in the listing photos or let me know if you have any questions!
✦ CUSTOMISATION ✦
Wanna customise your product? Leave me a message and I’ll do my best to bring your vision to life!
✦ I LOVE ANIMALS ✦
Made without leather, wool, silk, or other animal-derived fibres. This product uses materials that align with vegan principles. Animal welfare matters to me as an ethical philosophy (thank you Peter Singer), and I aim to be intentional and responsible in all I do and get better day after day.
✦ A LITTLE NOTE FROM ME ✦
Thank you for supporting my tiny chaotic art shop. Every order helps keep an independent artist alive, caffeinated, and slightly unhinged in the best possible way. If you love your top, leaving a review means the absolute world.
Legal Disclaimer: Fanmade merch. Not official or licensed.